hyrulewarriors:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i’m like no god damn it i want girls go back home just go home

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theperksofbeingalesbian:

Be good to everyone you meet especially bosses/co-workers literally everyone because you never know when an opportunity might open up for you and the person who can help you out the most is someone from your past who you’d never expect okay so

Moral of the story, be good to people. They will be good to you. Work your hardest, connect with people, stay connected, call your mother, and hustle hard.

Also, eat your vegetables.

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oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?

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I want someone to love me like potatoes

buttsandbarbells:

When I’m pale and fluffy:

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When I’m tan and shredded:

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